Sunday, September 18, 2005

BUMPER STICKERS- OR THINGS OF NOTE THAT I HAVE PERSONALLY SEEN STUCK TO A VEHICLE

PEE PEE BOY-Is everybody as tired as I am of seeing the decal of the little boy peeing on Ford/Chevy/Dodge/Bin Laden/Busch/Kerry/Clinton/Clinton/Chicago White Sox(oh sorry, I was dreaming), etc.?

Really RETIRED NUMBERS-Living as close as I do to NASCAR world, I have come to see a need for a law regarding the amount of dead race car driver numbers you can have on your car/truck at the same time.

FISHING-Hey Christians, don't put a fish on your car and drive like an absolute, inconsiderate idiot. The reason I don't have one on my car is because I can't stop to apologize to everyone I cut off when I am driving like an absolute inconsiderate idiot. They won't remember me, just the shiny gold fish. Remember, HWJD?




REAL BUMPER STICKERS
"PMS allows a woman to act for a day the a man acts all the time"
"SURE YOU CAN HAVE MY GUN WHEN YOU PRY MY COLD DEAD FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGER"(You can pretty well figure this wasn't on the back of a Volvo)

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, WIPE THE BROWN STUFF OFF OF YOUR NOSE"
(Actually, I could read it)
JESUS LOVES YOU!
but I think you suck!